Punky Ruckus - She's A Geezer

from Dammit, Blast And Other Expletives Volume 1 by Dammit Records

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Punky Ruckus from UK. "I wanted to get back to basics, old-school, tongue-in-cheek punk that'll hopefully put a smile on an old punks face!" Blodgey - sole member.

lyrics

I went down to the nightclub
To see what I could pull
I must admit no one was there
The place was pretty dull
Suddenly, in walks a bird
Her lips were full and red
Then my inner voice kicked in
And this is what it said:

She's a Geezer!!

Her hands were far too big
I'm sure she wore a wig
She had some facial hair
But at the time, I didn't care!

I bought her drinks, we had a laugh
We danced all through the night
I asked if I could walk her home
As it was getting light
She said she wasn't sleepy
But she'd like to go to bed
Then my inner voice kicked in
And this is what it said:

She's a Geezer!!

We then walked back to her place
Where we started getting fresh
She removed my trousers
As I removed her dress
Then as we were kissing
My hand ran up her leg
That is when my heart just stopped...

As I found meat and two veg!

She's a Geezer!!

I ran out like the clappers
As I found a pair of knackers
I almost had a stroke
That bird turned out to be a bloke!

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from Dammit, Blast And Other Expletives Volume 1, released August 1, 2021
Written by Blodgey

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